yes
wtf
maybe

thebootydiaries:

Person: what’s wrong?

Me: nothing…

Me internally: why did that man honk at me in the intersection between 52nd St and 3rd Ave on January 4th 2015

inthisquarter:

kaijuno:

Also being a scientist pretty much gives you a free pass to be as eccentric as you want like you’ll be at a conference and it’s like “is that guy wearing socks and sandals and plaid pants???” “Ya but he was on the team that discovered gravitational waves let him be”

I once saw a highly-respected mineralogist take a slice of watermelon, put it between the two halves of a bagel, and eat it like a sandwich.